I'm coming back. Be patient.

Octoretardo

Did anyone see Nadia Sulaiman on Oprah? The Oprah cameras spent 24 hours with the Octomom and in the course of a day she misplaced one of her offspring and had to call a friend to take one of her kids to the emergency room. key word: EMERGENCY. Thank God it was just an ear infection cause i'm wondering what would happen if there was a real emergency. OH annnndddd she heard one of the babies screaming and found that one of the older kids was stomping on the baby. How does she shower? I feel sorry for her cause Oprah ask her if she would ever give up one of her children for adoption. She said no, of course, but it got me thinking: How would you pick?

SBW2K10

How do I begin to describe the debauchery that was Super Bulldog Weekend? I loved seeing all of my friends. It felt just like college. Someone cried, someone fell (go me!), and one of my single friends got her some sugar from a cutie boy! I know everyone wants to know but the purpose of this blog is not to out people , unless, of course, Lauren Walker decides to do something stupid. In which case you can expect a post with as many details and pictures and Kristin Ross and I can come up with.

Definition of Debauchery

"1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.

2. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty"

I mean if that doesn't describe this weekend then i can't come up with a better word.

This picture here is my BFF, Lauren Elizabeth Walker. I say that like anyone reads my blog besides Denise, Hope, and Rebecca. Anyway for those of you who don't know Lauren Walker she is extremely disturbed and morally bankrupt. In other words, she is a really really good time.

Ok so I apologize for my inexperience in blogging. I'm trying to get the hang of it. I think I am having a hard time because I just don't think anyone gives a damn what I have to say, but oh well....Comments are appreciated.

youdonthavetogetmarriedorhaveakidtostartablog

While looking for names for my blog i tweeted and ask my twitter followers what their thoughts where. Mallory Webb replied with this title, which I think is genius, but long. Here is my first post!!!